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Mantle-less Man Masks Meat — never Mind Mouth There is a micro chance here that this is a demonstration of a failure to understand the quintessential modus operandi of CV-19 transmission. Let me preface by describing how many of us Delta men wore condoms in certain tropical regions of the world where we were expecting […]
Liberty LEO Gaffs lewd Laura Doll for Non-Living Lady These things are getting alarmingly… vivid-looking. I went to a webpage for a company that manufactures such dolls — got my feature image there — and I read on their homepage (they have great payment options and layaway plan) that they were working on a speech […]
And then there’s this elephant in the room that most of the nation seems to be reluctant to point at and say “elephant.” It appears that the elephant is ANTIFA and BLM, who used the auspice of police brutality as a springboard to launch an all-out assault on persons of non-color. As a person of […]
(Warning: strong adult themes and at times blasphemous content) Crazy Cuckoo Crams Charging Cable in Cock I went to sleep last night satisfied with my level of wisdom and worldly sophistication. Then I woke up this morning a moron all over again. It’s like I know nothing. I’ve never even heard of this sexual quackery […]
(Warning: offensive content) Crybaby Costco Karen Can’t Contain COVID Correctly; Collapses on Can to Cry Constitution Did you know that you are all Americans and have constitutional rights? Did you know that you are human beings and not animals? Did you know that black lives matter? This Costco Karen… she really believes most people don’t […]
(Warning: offensive content) Perverted Punk Pumps Pud Prolifically, Performs Penis Perforation, Professes to Prosecute Oh, snap… Eric’s at it again — his carrot, that is. I’m put in mind of the days and the mentality when folks tried suing tobacco companies for “giving” them lung cancer. This guy, Eric Esavillo, chokes his chicken to Chattanooga […]
Pompous Piece of Poo-Poo Pelosi Pontificates on Peril of People of Pastel (Speculative and anecdotal narrative:) Yes, if you catch up to princess Pelosi you’ll probably find her thumbing through her new stack of 2 Live Crew and Suga Free Gangsta Rapp CDs. She sent in some spittle to Ancestry.com and traced her genealogy to […]
Blacks Blast Back at Bullies Bashing Bros Black-n-Blue Gosh-darn it… I can’t help it, but every time I see the letters BLM together my mind first reads Bureau of Land Management and I immediately think: “Uh-oh, those em-effen militias are acting up again! Cliven Bundy is having another stand-off with Federal Agents over cattle grazing […]
I was originally sent this power article by SOFREP reader Jerry “Ol’ Jer” Sullivan. I recognized its worth immediately coupled with the timing of both the D-Day anniversary and the ANTIFA-led riots that have derailed most peaceful demonstrations. I sent Major General James H. “Mook” Mukoyama, Jr.’s article immediately to a key person in SOFREP, […]
Wack-o Woman Whips Waste and Wee-Wee at Workers While Waiting at Window I’m put in mind of the first time I was taken to a zoo as a little boy. There were lions and tigers and bears — oh my! The animals were just magical, is all I can say; they were enchanting and beguiling. […]
William “Chief” Carlson came to Delta Force from one of the Green Beret groups around 1995. He was a Siksika warrior from the Blackfeet tribe of Montana. He was man whose reputation preceded him wherever he went in our community; no matter where you were at, there would be guys in your organization who had heard […]
Attention: this essay contains language and images that may be offensive to some. Maskless Madman Menaces McDonald’s, Amasses Malice, Makes Mockery of Metropolis Jason Daddario of Brooklyn, Conn. It wasn’t exactly that he came, he saw, he conquered… It was more like he came to McDonald’s, threw a hissy bitch-fit, smashed a window, then stole […]