If Michael Bay and Ernest Hemingway shared a bottle of barrel-select Hibiki in a Monaco pit lane at 2 a.m., they might cook up something half as punchy as “F1,” the new asphalt-melting spectacle that just roared into theaters.
Director Joseph Kosinski doesn’t nudge you into the seat—he duct-tapes you there, slams the shifter into sixth, and redlines your soul until you’re one blown gasket away from spiritual enlightenment.
Brad Pitt—charismatic as a rogue SOF guy on his last trusty mag—plays veteran driver Sonny Hayes, a burnout-proof warhorse hauling a decade of scars and an extra gear the kids never learned to find.
I’ve been a fan of Brad’s since Legends of the Fall, and it’s great to see Pitt back in true, rebel-with-a-cause form.
Opposite him, Javier Bardem smolders as team owner Alejandro “El Lobo” Solano, the kind of cigar-chewing former race driver-team owner who’d bet the mortgage on a wet-weather slick.
Accuracy & Adrenaline
Look, I’ve spent more time riding doorless helos than open-wheel rockets, but I’m a fan of fast cars, cigars, whisky neat, and airplanes. Every apex, downshift, and pit-lane ballet feels legit. The film crew embedded with actual F1 teams, so this makes sense. You can practically taste the burnt magnesium off the brake rotors in the pit scenes. You want realism? They used 6K cameras mounted like laser-guided barnacles on actual prototype cars. My inner gearhead purred louder than a Porsche’s turbo spooling up.
Masculinity Without Apology
Some Hollywood execs treat testosterone like asbestos—handle with gloves, bury it deep. Not here. “F1” flexes unapologetic man-energy, but it’s not toxic; it’s tonic.
Pitt’s character mentors the rookie crew with tough-love, teachable-moment grit—more locker-room Shakespeare than locker-room slurs. The message? Strength and empathy aren’t mortal enemies; they draft off each other down the straight.
Bardem’s Baseline Brilliance
Javier doesn’t just chew scenery; he pressure-cooks it, sprinkles sea salt, and feeds it back to you like gourmet drama tapas. His gravel-baritone voice could motivate a priest to bench-press a Red Bull chassis.
Cinematography That Punches Your Optic Nerves
Kosinski locks you inside the cockpit with crisp HUD overlays, then swerves to ultra-wide aerials that make Monaco glitter like a wayward constellation. Think IMAX screens tall enough to trigger altitude sickness.
Oh, and the score? Zimmer doesn’t disappoint. I saw his concert last year in Lisbon and was equally hair blown back and eye-wateringly amazing.
Verdict
“F1” is a throwback to when studios had the stones to tell grounded, high-octane stories about flawed men doing dangerous things for reasons bigger than a multiverse cameo. No spandex, no aliens—just speed, grit, and a big middle finger to the idea that masculinity needs to be neutered to be palatable.
“F1” is the cinematic equivalent of dropping a nitrous bottle into a priest’s baptismal font—sacrilege by design and glorious for it.
If you enjoy anything that screams above 200 mph, grab a bucket of octane-flavored popcorn, break glass, and watch immediately.